Two rotten molars, a blinding headache, and a broken foot. Let us quarantine ourselves in a seven story igloo hospital, for we shall be safe there. And the world shall be safe with us there. And there will be ample ice for our beverages. The sunrise bourbon buffet for insomniacs is a great meeting here. For those sleepless souls looking to enjoy the beginning of another day together. Sleeping not permitted.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Oh settlers, the earth has cracked in two. The ice is splitting its fire at temperatures never felt before. There’s a gala, a benefit, on a train to promote relief. It’s filled with musicians that are already dead, playing instruments no one’s ever seen. And here JR is whispering softly, singing at frequencies never heard before.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
My people, live your lives as I do. I come not from the now. I come from the future and the past. I have lived the everlasting mind numbing cycle a thousand times. For eternal spinning continuous living follow my life. I peel the flesh off my face. Tear out my jaw. Saw off my head. Walk into a dessert and bury the pieces. I rot in the ground. My bone begins to disintegrate with time. And somewhere in the distant next day I am found and transformed to my previous glory by a warm and blinding light. There I find myself again in the beginning, only to repeat my offenses in the morrow. This my dear people is the key to the drought of forever.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Listen here, you living. You progress. You people of revolution. Know thy reaper! He comes not on a pale horse. He carries not a sickle. And he wears not a black hood. He plays not chess for goodness sake! The reaper is an old foreign woman shrouded in ninety-nine blankets. She wears no shoes. She can be seen crossing bridges at inconceivably slow speeds. the same frozen expression on her face no matter how hot or cold the weather may be. She is an apparition. An eidolon. And she sees not the world you and I do. She inhabits a subset. A compartment of reality in the form of a frozen tundra. And she can only project her image to take the wasted lives from the nothingness whence they came. Cut the fat. Heed this warning, oh good people. For today she comes for you. And she's mightily pissed off. As she should be.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
Have you ever seen holes in the ice that reveal violent tides underneath? That's leopard seals, you see. They've automated penguin hunting by installing giant underwater vacuum machines that suck up the cute aquatic birdies. It's a shame really. These devices are causing pointless tides. Completely screwing up the migratory paths of wales, who are now mysteriously ending up in small lakes across landlocked countries. And those good for nothing seals, they just hang about and get stoned, chewing on poisonous algae while over penguining the oceans.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Where am I from you ask? I am a citizen of nothing. At home nowhere. Especially not in this place. What am I doing here? I got lost on the way to transcendence. So come you lost dogs, you brothers of infinity and zero. We shall have some fun in this heat. The flames roaring louder every time we laugh. Smile like fools and drink to tomorrow and yesterday, for today has already been wasted. As the fog eats the consequences of our actions let us quietly slip into Chinese lanterns and float away. Over some great big ocean of antiseptic toilet bowl cleaner and into a land of blissful irrelevance.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Monday, December 21, 2009
Oh, to the disgruntled. Thou blood boils at such a beautiful temperature. Clearly there is reason in your befuddled mental state and capacity. Grovel, oh you disgruntled ones. Grovel before those you dare not offend. For what is worse than coming down on the disgruntled? Care not for your past, present, or future. Do not justify your actions. For thou art holy now. That is all that matters. Let thine swine anger trickle down to your inferiors, for they deserve all they can get. They, after all, have the pleasure of your existence, and love the very soil you tread on. For what could they feel more akin to than the dirt you step on every day?
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Row my compatriots. Row. Let the salty breeze kiss your faces. Stare at the heavenly bodies falling from the sky. Don't look back at civilization. Those lights are just coffee stains, and its inhabitants are just spent waitresses at roadside diners. Go forth like those before you, and disappear into something wild. Body and Mind. For there is no soul. Time is of the essence.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Sit on a plate of ice my friends, join me in floating down the river under a misty moon and stars. I've got a fire going and I'm frying up pigeons in old hubcaps, while my homeless friend Thomas plays a rusty harmonica--whistling away like a drunk sparrow. As we near the ocean, the fire will melt through the ice. But not to worry, the pigeons are always cooked perfectly. Bloody and rare. Oh how we'll laugh while scoffing down our flying city rats. It's hard to imagine anything more beautiful. Two dusty vagabonds, with nothing to gain, drifting into the open sea. Finally, some peace.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Hear ye! Hear ye! Some poor saps will delude themselves into believing that what they're doing is special. It isn't. Most of us simply stumble through life for the sake of it. What's supposed to separate us from animals is the pursuit of something more than feasting and mating. But for most that's all there will ever be. So go forth my fellow man. Dilute thine blood with irrelevance. Join the herd of mindless automaton beasts. And die without a glimmer of consequence. Your peril awaits in a dark alley behind a convenience store.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Pile in. Pile in. Oh cattle. Trade your legs for motorized death machines. Stand back. Stand up. Sit down. Stay clear of exiting cows. Evade the razor sharp metal doors that yearn to cut you in two. Moderate exercise can get you there in half the time, but nay! Your destinations will arrive in the order that is most insane. Waste your bodies. Decaying and unused flesh swelling around ever brittle bones. The effort of utilizing our design is too much to give up the comfort of standing huddled with rotting strangers. Moo, you cattle! Oh moo, you silly things! Moo until your hearts are so content they die! Just like your brains have.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Come my people. Don't lead or follow. Stray from the herd. Rid yourselves of the complacency of ordinary responsibilities. Leave the hard life. Live easy. Recognize the insanity of organized life and dwelling. Mark my words on your bodies. But don't worship them as gospel. Realize their monotony. Grasp that they've been spoken and heard a million times before. And that the insight of their repetition has as well.
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